I do not know if any of you have ever lived with women before
but, the most surprising thing about them is the fact that they
are SOOOOO messy. I have this one roommate that has the neatest
appearance
you would never guess in a million years that she
is a schtunk. (yeah I realize that's not spelled correctly but it
means messy).
Imagine this
you are getting into your nice hot steamy shower
and you have thoughts of being clean and refreshed when suddenly
you see in the corner of your eye something icky on the wall. You
turn your head to the right. To your shocking horror
see fresh
disgusting hairballs right there, half dried and ready to fall on
your naked, nearly clean body. The last thing in the world you wanted
when you walked into that shower was other people's hair that they've
whipped on the wall for lack of a better place to put it near your
face.
This is the most disgusting thing I have had to deal with thus far.
Otherwise she is a pretty awesome roommate. Except (of course, here
comes the but you all were waiting for) I am forced to deal with
her constant need to show me that my boobs aren't exactly huge.
EVERYTIME I have a bra on the floor or I buy something new
The girl picks it up and puts it against her chest (which is admittedly
much larger than mine) to emphasize the fact that her chest is larger
than mine is. To which she follows up with
look at how much
extra material I would need just for my boobs alone
I don't
know exactly what she is thinking when she does things like that
but pointing out the obvious is not necessary
. considering
just a glance at her compared to me would give someone a pretty
good idea that she and I could never share clothing.
- mel
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